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The Ethnic Quiz

Saturday, June 30, 2007

THE Ethnic Quiz

British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] Its futbol.. not soccer.
Total = 5

Australian
[X] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You own something from australkia
Total = 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have darkish hair.
[ ] You speak SOME italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 2

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast
[X] You have/had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You dont get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week
[ ] You love listening to trance
Total = 1

Polish
[ ] Your parents let you drink
[ ] You know what a pizda is
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total = 0

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
Total = 1

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have/had nappy hair
[X] You like rap music.
[X] You like chicken
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
[ ] You smoke(d) newports
Total = 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[X] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[X] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week
[X] You know what DDR is
Total = 5

German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'10".
Total = 3

Canadian
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
[X] You play/ played hockey or watch it.
Total = 2

French
[X] You like french toast
[ ] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french (Used to learn)
[ ] You have eaten a snail. (Escargot?)
[X] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2

American
[X] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians
[ ] You've been to more then 5 states
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortions
[X] But Love the death penalty
[X] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
Total = 5

Greek
[X] You're very loud.
[ ] Your family alone makes a small city.
[ ] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You share a bathroom with 5 people.
[ ] You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light"
[ ] Your parents came into this country illegally.
[ ] Your parents still don't have their Green Card after 15 years in the U.S.
[ ] You have to go to church every Sunday.
[ ] You always have a "to go plate" when leavin from a party.
Total= 1

Tied between Asian, British & American LOL!