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    • CREDITS
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    Thursday, January 12, 2006
    Mr Aw, our physics teacher told the whole class an incredibly super x100 lamest joke...

    "A moron is someone who has IQ less than 60" <-- His definition, I didn't check the dictionary so I don't know if he is right or wrong..

    (Additional info: An average person usually has an IQ around 100, for a genius, it is about 150..)

    So he was saying about this moron holding a rifle on his right hand and a dagger on his left hand standing at the junction of the road...

    Nobody dared to drive past him, walk past him so the road became quiet... (If you're slow, that's because he's holding on to a rifle on his right hand and a dagger on his left hand)

    Can you guess what's his doing?

    At first, I made a stupid and ridiculous guess; I said it was dancing because the whole class was silent and he was expecting some answer..

    Then someone said because he's holding a XxX model of gun (I don't know which model that guy - Xue Qian said because he's crazy about that)..

    Mr Aw said, "Good try... Good try means wrong la.."

    After that, he revealed the answer..

    "The moron was thinking whether to dash across the road, or to shot across the road"

    Yes, it's not very funny but it ended up the whole class laughed. Perhaps it was the way he said it which makes it funny..